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Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower,
gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed
undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup
2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
avail.

What can I do?


Signed,
Desperate Housewife


Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:

Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an
operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download
Tears
6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 ..

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create
SnoringLoudly. wav files.


Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall
another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will
crash
Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a
limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat
Ali
6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

Komen untuk "depiction of angau people" which is really obvious:you and ahem!

Kepada Yayah,
Terimalah sebujur pantun yang tak de rythm-nye langsung:

Lukisan di bawah in cute tetapi ada berbaur geli-gelian,
Janganlah di angau-angaukan lagi,
Sesungguhnya belajar itu lebih penting dari angau-angau-an,
sekian, kita jumpa lagi..

teehehehehhehehehehe.. :p

Bro, islamic-lecture sket yayah ni.. WAHAHAHAHAH (evil laughter)..... Peaceee

A not so cool weekend

Last weekend was not so cool at all cos my other half was working 24/2 and I stayed at my parents for 24/2 (hehehehe.. this short i don't think it exists anywhere which I self-defined as 24hours a day; 2 days of weekend). I did nothing at all except that I laid lazily on the sofa reading Harry Potter 2 (am now reading book 3). I was too lazy to contact my friends and lepak-lepak and on Sunday I was supposed to attend Hawa's wedding but there was no transport so i didn't go (so sorry Hawa cos I missed your reception, i am sure you loook stunning in ur kebaya/kurung.. hehehhe).

On Sunday there was no one in the house except me and lil sis and I was too lazy to cook so we headed to KLCC for lunch at 2 plus pm, both of us ordered Laksam and one ice lemon tea at Kelantan delights (recommended! sodap laksam dia). Sitting next to us was old gentleman from Switzerland. We had small chit chat and it was funny because he was quite shocked to find that we have 5 siblings (sume org swiss ni srg je kot anak dia.. i should have asked).

After done eating, we performed tawaf aimlessly in every floor (konon stress therapy but i was not stressed pon) searching for things or anything to buy. Luckily I found nothing attractive at all.. at 4 plus we headed back home with full and happy stomach (still kenyang sampai ke mlm cos laksam kuah tu was very-very thick. fatty-licious!!).

I am fasting today and am thinking of what to cook for dinner. ZZZzzzzzzzz.. lately, I am not sure what mood I am now.. it seems that I am TOOOO lazy to do anything.. i just want to go back, sleep, wake up, watch tv, eat and read. MALAS is obsessing me...... ughhhh!!!!

I am not sure when but one fine day I am hoping we will meet again... tetiba rasa emo plak

rindunye dkt Cork!!

Omeynye awak ni!!

Nenek balut Jijah cam kura-kura berkaki 2 yang tinggi... hikhikhik.. Jijah meyyy

Don't be sad..

"No misfortune can happen on earth or in your souls but is recorded in a decree before We bring it into existence: that is truly easy for Allah. In order that ye may not despair over matters that pass you by, nor exult over favours bestowed upon you. For Allah loveth not any vainglorious boaster"
(Al-Hadid: 22 – 23)


As clearly stated in the above verse, everything has already been planned by Allah.The musibah/unfortunate event/ordeal that happens to you could be a blessing in disguise. Do not despair over any musibah/unfortunate event/ordeal that may happen to you. You can't be happy all the time and you can't be sad all the time.Just go with the flow and put the best effort you can, redha and tawakkal. That's the best healing method in life I believe.

Movies - what are you watching?

Vacancy - I have watched this last sunday. Okayla.. but the ending a bit frustrating.

Next watch:

Disturbia

The Simpsons

kirhk kurt kirhk kurt

I am a fan of horror/thriller movies (this interest is one of very STRONG reason why I am afraid to be alone cos my brain is so active while i am alone that it can imagine all sort of scary, crazy and wild things which are mostly influenced or based upon horror/thriller movies I have watched before. Sometimes when I sit on the sofa of my very own house watching tv alone and suddenly if there is a thud/bang/bam sounds from the upstairs, my mind keeps harrasing me to go upstairs and perform some inspection as if someone might jump from the upper ceiling. Usually, I obediently drag my butt and inspect upper floor and always felt relieved cos there is nothing really happen, or even worse if i were in my room-upper floor and if there is any slightest, tiny, doubtful sound coming out from grdfloor I will make my way to grnd floor (back and forth if the sound keeps coming back) and make sure that there is really no thief or burglar makes any attempt to pry the entrance door.. duh!.... psycho-physco). So far the sounds I heard came from neighbors but still somehow my mind enjoys fooling me around and seems to enjoy challenges **sigh**


Lord of the flies (recommended! there is even a book of this movie but not sure which started first)- the horror/thriller movie which after I watched I started to have mild insomnia, my body was soo tired but my mind kept flashing and playing the few cruel shots from the movie. That very first nite, I fell asleep at 4 am in the morning and I thought to myself tomorrow things will be getting better. And I were wrong all the way coz I kept having sleeping problem. sampai kena jumpa bomoh.. hhehehehe.. kena baca ayat2 quran.. kena berubat.. I had the sleeping disorder for almost 6 mths i think. And miraculously, the sleeping-disorder stopped when I were sent to boarding school. Alhamdullilah for that coz If still not recover, I am not sure how can I survive in the boarding school.. no more mild insomnia now, but if I watch or read something agressive, really gruesome stuff.. 4 am is definetely my sleeping time.

Yesterday I went to Alamada and I was so delighted to see a banner that says:

GSC coming soon :Alamanda Putrajaya.

At last.. ada gak cinema yang dekat dgn both workplace and home sweet home. Yipppe ai yea!!!

I've made JK rowling MYR164.00 richer..

yep yep yep! last sunday i went to KINO and bought stack of harry potter series.. I'm HOOKED!!!hehehehhehe... i am done with sophie kinsella's(the undomestic goddess) and dina zaman's (i am muslim) and i have decided to read harry potter the series :D. The "heavy-heavy" collection can wait.. I really am in happy mood, especially after watching "herbie:fully loaded" last saturday nite, hahahhaha.. teruja sangat-sangat. I am not sure why but all of sudden i want to bury myself in magics-fantasies-wizards kind of books. HP 1 is fun and funny, it has the karut-mengarut-marut fantasy stuff that really make me smile and laugh. I have yet to consider myself as HP fan. Let me finish HP1 first. Time will tell.. And oh! by the way, you wouldn't see HP 7 in the above pic coz I don't want to fork out addtional MYR109.9 just to buy hardcover HP 7. I better wait for next year (maybe..) for the paperback to be available. BUT.. what if i am done with all the series before next year?? I wonder if I can i wait...hmmm.. hmmm.. let's just hope the paperback will be available after i am done with HP 6.. or... i can read other book while waiting rite?? we'll see and wait..